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Humorous Wedding Speech by the Best humanityWhen Daniel came to me and asked me to be his shell man, it was a great honour but, when I looked at all the duties required of me, I felt hed be break off choosing someone else. Then he offered me a fifty, but I told him that it wasnt a decision that money could change. So then he offered me a hundred. Anyway, good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - My name is Rob and its my pleasure to be Daniels best man today. So let me tell you about all those best man duties that originally concerned me, because I was immediately stumped by the first one ensure that the grooms face and hair are in order. Well Daniel, I have to say that if nature didnt get them in order the first time around, what chance did I have? It was also my province to ensure the groom choose his clothes wisely. Well, there wasnt a suit in the shop that he didnt try on. As many of you know, Daniels job as a Policeman requires him to keep calm in stressful situations, so it was a bit of a surprise when he asked the shop owner if he could throw in a spare pair of underpants too. My second duty was to get Daniel to the church on time. Not an easy task, particularly since Kims nickname for Daniel is Everlast - non for his bedroom skills, but for his time keeping. We have GMT, we have BST, but is anyone here familiar with PWT? Well, Daniel Wilson Time runs about 40 minutes behind either ... ...2 of us on the trip and its only fair that the culprit for this unfortunate accident remains anonymous, because it could ruin his wedding day if anyone else found out. Thinking that was more or less much it, Kim reminded me of a duty that wasnt on my list. As best man, it is my job to keep all Daniels past female acquaintances at bay. I told her not to worry as the wedding is on a Friday, and I doubt theyd be allowed the day off school. So now I obtain to my final wedding day duty which isnt a duty really its a real pleasure on behalf of the bridesmaids and myself I sincerely yours wish you, Daniel, and your lovely wife, Kim, everlasting love and happiness Ladies and gentlemen, to the bride and groom